These are a few of my favorite tings

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

thatonebl0nde:

I laughed so fucking hard

thatonebl0nde:

I laughed so fucking hard

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

Entitled
Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist: Why?
Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist: And?
Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist: Touche

squarlo:

michellehoebama2:

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING REBECCA
i just have a headache mom
WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE REBECCA

imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

paleosteno:

donovan-drago:

Pink Girls are Crazy by Didj

Wait, why did I reblog this, I don’t know the human girl.

paleosteno:

donovan-drago:

Pink Girls are Crazy by Didj

Wait, why did I reblog this, I don’t know the human girl.